FAQ
(Pronounced 'fack,' gorramit!)
Q: Who the hell are you?!
A: Good question. I don't really know how to respond, though, without giving away our identities. And I, Benjamin Shult, am quite opposed to flashing my name all about the interwebular dimension. I can, however, say that we are a film production company that operates in Portland, Oregon.
Q: By browsing this website, I get the impression that your company is freaking awesome. How can you, in good conscience, mislead innocent readers such as me.... I'm a puppy!
A: Whoa, man, what?!! STP is freaking awesome. We're so awesome that even a literate puppy has heard of us.
Q: I keep seeing that acronym - STP. What does it mean?
A: Uh... guess? I would think that it was painfully obvious, but whetever. STP stands for St. Timmy Productions.
