Girl
They travel in packs, I swear. They are never alone. You want to talk to one of them? Nope, you’re talking to the group. Why not avoid the need to talk to them? You are male and straight most likely so good luck avoiding that. They are girls. They are always with their friends.
Currently I want to ask one out. Well I’d rather not do it in front of a group. So she needs to be separate from the group. When does that happen? Well to figure that out exactly would require stalking, and stalking doesn’t go over well. So take a guess, maybe when she is at her locker after school. Say that works. I finally have a chance, but what do I say? “Hi, I’m the guy that sits in the corner of your 7th period who never talks, want to go out sometime?” Well maybe that would work but it’s a little risky to try. Maybe: “Hi, you know me right? Would you like to go out sometime?” Well that sounds okay, I guess I’ll go with that.
What she said yes? Hurrah! Hmm, where to go….. um…..
This is gonna be so much fun….
-Fizzzy
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Good luck, man.
This also means I’m gonna be posting any time now, because I always post just a couple days after you do.
’bout damn time. Thanks for the luck, one would hope I won’t need it but….. yeah.
When are you planning on stalkertizing by her locker so as to ascertain whether or not an opportunity has arisen?
Imma kill you
Why’s that?
Leaving evidence.
For the record: she doesn’t date.