Velocirapture

Velocirapture

I laugh every time I hear this word.

Velocirapture.

Could you ever come up with a better mashing of words? The Urban Dictionary defines the velocirapture as

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.

And the entry for Raptor Jesus presents this little gem:

Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: “Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life.” I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, “Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?” He answered: “Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me.” For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.

And that’s all I have to say on the matter.

See also: Philosoraptor (that one was introduced to me by Ducky).

-Ben

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