Beard Lust

This is pretty amazing.
And the band’s called Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head which is pretty amazing in of itself.

Hey, is it just me or did that Google Wave article kind of suck?

-Benjamin

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El Scorcho

Weezer.

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I’m jello, baby
But you won’t talk, won’t look, won’t think of me
I’m the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

I’m a lot like you so please, hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a presstable…
And then my heart stopped:
Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.

I’m a lot like you so please, hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me

How stupid is it? I can’t talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won’t you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don’t know what to do
Or maybe you’re scared to say: ‘I’m falling for you’

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
Cos I think we’d make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that’s just a stupid dream that I won’t realize
Cos I can’t even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain’t faking
I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

I’m a lot like you so please, hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me

I’m a lot like you
I’m a lot like you
I’m a lot like you
And I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me.

-Timmy

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lulled and taken

I dunno what that title’s all about. Sounded creepy, I guess.

Which, by the way, is this post’s topic… is it just me or does this sound kinda creepy? It’s supposed to be lullably music…

-Timmy

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zomjebus

Listen to this amazingness. I think I’m gonna make a movie and these songs will be the entire soundtrack.

It will be awesome.

There’s more on this YouTube channel somewhere.

-Timmy

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I’m not like them, but I can pretend.

This was supposed to be a song. It still might be some day. Maybe.

Hindenburg:
He’s a classic romantic,
turned suddenly frantic,
as he sees for the first time the one,
The sun shines out of her ass,
and while I’ll admit that expression is crass,
he’s at a loss to find a different one.

He’s a classic romantic,
using medieval antics,
to woo this girl in the end,
titanic semantics,
across the atlantic,
are all that he thinks is a friend

sychophantic,
pedantic,
and frantic,
romantic,
are all he is after all,
the frantic romantic,
in a gigantic panic,
just fears that he’s going to fall

He’s a classic romantic,
turned suddenly manic,
as he see’s that he’s already won,
satanic semantics,
and terrible antics
perhaps it is time to move on

He’s a classic romantic,
turned suddenly frantic,
as he sees for the first time the one,
The sun shines out of her ass,
and while I’ll admit that expression is crass,
he’s at a loss to find a different one.

-Timmy

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