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Right. I don’t want to go to school.

I don’t.

Ever.

At all.

Especially not stupid Reynolds. As time has gone on I’ve: denied going there, grudgingly accepting going there, looked forward to going there, realized that last thing was stupid and not wanting to go there, not wanting to go there even more, dreading going there, and finally OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO TO REYNOLDS IN, LIKE, THREE DAYS. What.

Anyway, I apologize for not updating this blog in forever. And I apologize that the last few haven’t been that great. Well, except perhaps the Keira one. I’m not sure. I only occasionally reread the really long ones.

Oh and this one (<–link.. I dunno, in the published post it’s hardly distinguishable from normal text for me). That’s perhaps my greatest writing ever. It’s a true story too.

I too apologize that this one’s not too good either. I don’t have much to talk about, honestly. I have no motivators at the moment.

Slight sidetrack here, but I almost put that as ‘atm.’ Now, not that I have anything wrong with acronyms, buuut… after I typed that I just sat here and stared. “Did I honestly just type that?” I asked myself.

“Yes, I think you did, sir,” I respond.

“Well, that totally ruins my blog post!” I exclaim.

“Yes, it does somewhat, doesn’t it?”

“Yup.”

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So we’ve been working on filming our epic mystery production. It’s taking awhile. We’ve spent about four days on this so far and we still only have probably the first half done.

Anyway, it’s gonna be awesome. There’s a cool image thing over there to the right to click on and go to the prologue. The only pages you should go to there are All Apologies, Come As You Aren’t, and On My Nerves.

…yeah…

POTOR!

Is not going well.

Or, at least, it’s not going. Davis, having had an ENTIRE FREAKING SUMMER, still hasn’t turned in his revised POTOR script. And, the thing is, my morales dropping low for that film. I read the entire sixty pages of my own revision and could not write a single new thing. *sigh*

So we’re gonna make this mystery production and then maybe we’ll come back to POTOR. So, I guess you can say that work on POTOR has now officially been put on hold until we are inclined to actually make it.

That fact, as a matter of fact, saddens me to no end.

I’m never (and I mean never) going to be able to give up on it for good. Never. If I have to keep renewing that URL until I’m ninety years old and on my death bed, I will, without their knowledge, change the billing to pull money directly out of my grandchildren’s bank accounts and make my last wish be them making the film. And good too, not crappy.

Alright, not really. That’s a tad excessive. But still. I will eventually make it POTOR, whether or not it takes years.

‘Cause, you see, the thing is, it’s becoming nearly unimaginable in my head to make a parody or fan film or anything anymore. I’d much rather make something original. However, if POTOR becomes anything but a fan film and a parody it’s 1. exactly what Davis wants, I think, and 2. Not the film I wanted to make originally, when I pitched the idea to Quinn in seventh grade.

Because, and I mean this with all due respect to Davis and Quinn, but mostly to Quinn, but this is my film.

I think I may take a moment to tell you the story of POTOR.

It was sometime during the summer after sixth grade and before seventh grade and I was sitting around doing something or other (I think I was working on the script for a different fan film that will probably never be made). Suddenly a title came into my head. A title I loved. It was “Pirates of the Outer Rim.”

I loved it. I didn’t think I’d be able to ever use it, but I still thought it was magnificent.

Jump forward a couple months and I had started thinking about how that might work. And then this guy on TF.n, the always wonderful (ha) BRYAN_SEECRETS posted his idea for an eight hour (not kidding. I read the script. It was really some few hundred pages long.) star wars fan film that was a crossover between SW and, like, Half Life or something.

Alright, that was a dumb idea and was written pretty badly iirc.

However that intoduced me to the concept of a crossover fan film, where you combine the concepts from two different universes into one amazing film (or in BRYAN_EFFING_SEECRETS’ case, eight terrible films in one).

A couple months later I was thinking about this POTOR movie. It would be a mix between Pirates of the Caribbean and Star Wars. Simple. I started thinking about different correllations you could make between the film. Even now it amazes me how many there really are.

It’s Social Studies. I’m sitting there out of my normal seat, sitting next to Quinn, supposedly working on some work or something. He mentions something that I don’t quite remember and I slyly bring up this title, “Pirates of the Outer Rim.” He likes it. I thinkI may tell him some ideas for a film called that and slightly construe it as us brainstorming.

Now don’t think I’m saying Quinn had nothing to do with POTOR’s inception. If it weren’t for his unexpected acceptance of the idea no one would ever have even heard the title, let alone there being any possibility of it being made. Like, really.

So then we continue brainstorming for this thing through the beginning of Science. Quinn looks at Davis for a moment.

“Huh,” He says, “Davis could make a good Sith.. hey Davis, you wanna be Barbossa in our movie?”

Okay, I don’t know what he said, but it was something along those lines.

So that’s where Davis came in. Not as a producer. Not as a director. Nothing.

Now, that’s not to say Davis wasn’t as pivotal as Quinn in the inception. He was. He really was, it’s true. If it weren’t for Quinn it wouldn’t have started. If it weren’t for Davis, however, it wouldn’t have continued. It was with Davis that I discussed the script as I continued writing. It was with Davis that we came up with several of the things we came up with back then.

They were both important in the prospect of POTOR being created. It was with both of them that I wrote the script at the back of the class during Social Studies, and they quickly both became co-producers. The three of us were going to make this film that had started as a small thought in the back of my mind.

What I’m trying to say is…

Well, honestly, I’m not sure anymore. I have no idea what my point is anymore.

Go figure.

Your turn.

-Timmy

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Oh and…

THE DINOSAURS WERE WIPED OUT BY MICROWAVE OVENS! DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT CATASTROPHE!!!

That is all.

-Timmy

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A couple people USED to read this… (POTOR update)

Hello there, puppies. What’s up? Me neither. Awesome. Amazing. Epic. Heh.

Right, so I’ve seemed to regain any creativity I had missing for the spanse of the already-past part of the summer, as I’ve been working hard and cranking out dozens of pages a day on my revised POTOR script. I’m hoping it’ll please Davis and Quinn both. In my eyes it’s a good medium between Davis’ Ice Pirates ripoff and the original idea.

Well it’s definitely still leaning toward the original idea, but honestly? I like this screenplay so far. A lot. I’m proud of it.

Which brings me to the nextness. You see, this script, for Pirates of the Outer Rim and the Curse of the Black Spectre, is really good, I think. The problem is WE’RE FOURTEEN YEARS OLD.

Now, I don’t mean this is a problem regarding resources, or our ability to make the movie–we can do that. I mean, we have the HVX-ae and I’m part of RLM, for visual effects, and there’s this guy who could do the music, and we’ll find good sets, and Emma offered to do costumities… Y’know, that’s all epic.

No, we can make the movie. The problem is that, as good of actors as the people we casted are, and I love you all, I really do, is anyone gonna take it seriously–and I realize it’s supposed to be a comedy, but.. y’know….–if we have fourteen-year-old kids playing everybody in this?

I dunno, it just seems like it’s cliche lame fan film. Well, actually, that’s because it is. At least it’s not a lightsaber fight set in a forest.

Oh wait, that’s in there too. (It’s more of an epic battle in a field, but there are trees nearby, so…).

Yeah, I dunno. I’m itching to make a movie, but I feel bad working on scripts that aren’t POTOR, since we’ve been working on POTOR for two years or so. Also, I don’t like talking on the phone, even to the MetroEast people. *sigh*

Also, I broke the blog on POTORmovie.com. The RSS feeds are broken both on this blog and on that one, and I was trying to fix it on that one, but I failed, and it’s having PHP errors aplenty, now. It’s sad. I think I’m gonna delete all the WordPress files on there and then reinstall it all… just not right now.

Unrelatedly, I’ve started working on the Brotherhood again. Getting closer to the end of the Tetralogy. I really need to finish typing up the first one, and then… PUBLISHING!

Except, y’know, not.

Yeah. Go join the forums.

-Timmy

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An Actual POTOR Website

There is, apparently, going to be a fourth POTC movie. One that centers just around Jack Sparrow and not so much on Will and Elizabeth. It also, apparently, has to do with Atlantis (I almost wrote “Elantris” there. heh). I’m resisting a rather grand urge to do a review of it. Y’know, one of my reviews that nobody likes.

Whatever.

This is just a short post to tell you of that little fact and to send you on over to the official POTOR website, POTORmovie.com. Awesome, eh? Yes. Very yes.

-Timmy

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Malcolm

I, hereinafter referred to as Timmy, hereby vow to accomplish the following listed tasks without any backtracking and/or regrets for vowing to accomplish them. Furthermore, I vow to attempt to my fullest ability to accomplish the listed tasks sometime during the up and coming summer, while others are off enjoying their time in other ways.

1. Make The Original Stiff a real reality. I’m serious. I’m finally in a freaking band, and I am not going to let that explode like it normally does. Honestly, and I mean no offense at all to my dear sadist, even if Moses doesn’t want to do it, I’ll get others. I swear, the Original Stiff is going to be awesome and magnificent and is, in fact, going to happen.
2. Speaking of Moses, I vow to get him the present I need to get him for his birthday. Srsly.
3. The prize. Starts with an ‘l’ and ends in a ’5.’ I was gonna say the entire acronym, but if you Google it, it’s actually the very first result. Heh. Anyway, Sticky and I will do this. I’m serious.
4. Meanwhile, we’re gonna start filming on POTOR, whether you like it or not.
5. I’m going to remain thoroughly and completely feeling bad for crushing Chris’ dreams of creating one of the greatest films ever, The Puppet Demention. Everything exploded at once. It sucked… sorry, Chris.
6. I’m going to finish up The Legend of the Purple kNights as well as the revision of Jamez Blak and the Monks of Tunisia (*cough* on the linkage).
7. I’m also gonna finish up the typing and completing of the first Brotherhood book and then work on getting it published. Yeah, that’s right, I said published. I’m getting tired of, when people suggest I get it published just saying, “heh, yeah,” like I’ve never considered it. Of course I’ve considered it. I’ve written almost five-hundred pages when it comes to the Brotherhood (if I’m doing my math right). It’s not just going to sit there and wait for an archaeologist. Even if I have to publish it myself through, like, LuLu or something, it’s getting published.
8. I’m gonna get over the whole Keira thing. I’m a failure. I get it. I have to move on, self, seriously. You suck.
9. Finish my post-apocalyptic script. That thing, while being sorta cliche in parts, would make an amazing film, I have to admit.
10. I will have a life. No really, I will.
11. I will, while maintaining said life, update this blog regularly and update you, fair reader(s) of my daily goings ons. Or, y’know, weekly. Or, y’know, no goings ons at all. I may just do reviews and Words & Phrases. My intention is to make this site a rather enjoyable place to be. I may add a forum. I may not, though. That might be too presumptuous (in thinking people’d join, that is).
12. I’m gonna shoot several things on the HVX, even before we do POTOR (or l—-5).
13. Read some good books.

Although that is all that Timmy can think of at the moment, he hereinafter vows to accomplish all further tasks he sets for himself to accomplish in the coming future.

I’m serious.

-Timmy

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