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Mitchell told me to put that on here. It’s the poster for the upcoming epic, “Morgan,” a fictional film about a guy named, you guessed it, Frank. No, wait, his name is Morgan. Right. Okay.Honestly, I don’t know if that’s right–I mean to say, I know next to nothing about the production. Anyhoo, I am fully expecting it to be amazing. While it is not, indeed, a St. Timmy Production, I’d even be willing to host it on this website.
But then again, I’m sure none of the Morganists would want me to do that, so I may not.
Just the slightest bit of pimpelage, for ya.
Next up on the docket is that POTOR is being delayed in the slightest bit, because apparently, according to Sir Einolfenstein, my script is crap….and he still hasn’t done that revision of his. So, on that note, allow me to repeat: send your emails, pestering Davis to complete his revision, to Partridge@sttimmypro.com.
No, seriously, start pestering Partridge@sttimmypro.com. I dare you. Twice. We can call it a double dare, of sorts.
Thirdly, this should have gone right after the pimping of Morgan: coming June 5th is the next St. Timmy Production after the Alterum Uno (unless–well, I don’t want to have any ‘unless’es): Allons Y. Technically “Humans” was the last St. Timmy Production after the Alterum Uno, but I don’t like humans, so…
Allons Y is an amazing film. Seriously. You can wait for more details until the trailer comes out, but I’m just saying: wait for it and wait to be amazed.
Fourthly, Allons Y, Alonso.
-Timmy
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It has been said that George Lucas just does not like the screenwriting process and rushes through the writing to get to the juicy production phase of filmmaking. It has also been said that George Lucas is a terrible writer.
I’ve realized that I am not the same type of filmmaker as George Lucas, but I’m not the complete opposite either. I was listening to the radio the other day and I took part in a rather interesting conversation with it:
Radio: Do you have trouble sitting still?
Me: Yes, actually.
Radio: Are you terribly disorganized?
Me: Yes!
Radio: Do you have trouble sticking to one topic for long periods of time?Me: Wow, yes.
Radio: Then you may have ADD.
Me: What?
Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what I was saying. Nah, just kidding. I do, as a matter of fact, know exactly what I was saying, and it was this: screenwriting is alright, but production is far better. I like writing. Writing’s alright. Lots of things are, arguably, better written rather than in practice, such as The Phantom Menace.
So where am I going with this? Well, I worked for a little while going through the POTOR script and I completed my third full revision. I also realized that the film is becoming increasingly more unreasonable the more times I edit it (because I add, like, twelve pages each time) and resolved to stop editing it. There, done. I went through one last time and made sure I changed anything I really wanted to change, and, shazzam! My personal final draft is done.
Right, so now any delays for actually filming the gorramn thing can, and should, be completely and thoroughly blamed on Sir Einolfenstein, for he needs to complete his own (first) comprehensive revision. I tell you this for a distinct reason. Well, two, one of which is pretty obvious: complain to him and not me. Also as sort of a by-reason to that reason is the reason that I have reasoned that from now on people should stop asking me when we’re filming POTOR and instead should ask Davis, for he is the reason for delays.. right now. I mean, there’s plenty of opportunity for more delays leading up to the potential filming that will, invariably (potentially) be caused by me. Of course.
The second reason is that anyone who is reading this and eager for POTOR to be released sometime this century (which isn’t going to be an easy feat to accomplish, I assure you) should email Davis and pester him about completing his revision. I’m hesitating to post his personal email here, as I can totally see how someone wouldn’t want me to do that, so instead I’ll give you this special one I’m creating right now just for the purposes of this blog post: Partridge@StTimmyPro.com. Amazing. That, honestly, is probably no better than if I just gave you his email, ’cause–well, it doesn’t really matter all that much.
Well, get to pestering, you rabid little ferrets. Have fun too.
-Timmy
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There are two extra characters now, though. I mean, they’re both droids, so we can probably just get Henry in the droid costume as well as the Wookiee costume, but whatever.
Anyhoo, bam!
Crazy.
Not much to say.
Seriously.
-Timmy
EDIT: Alright, not entirely finalized. Close, though.
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