I laughed really hard at that.
but... Hey, be nice. He's new to the internet, and he's a pretty cool kat.
And what did I say about cluttering this thread! Make a new one dedicated to acid not getting things or something.
Edit: Also... y'know.. he was totally joking. I mean... well... it was obviously for comedic effect.
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
We all will feed the worms and trees so don't be shy, swallow and chew, eat you alive, all of us food that hasn't died.