Sporadically Asked Questions
Q: Who the hell are you?!
A: We are a film production company in Portland, Oregon (and some other nearby areas). And I say company in the least strict way as possible. I mean, we have no office, no business license, no actual staff, no salary, and, most importantly, no money. That last one is actually probably the reason for most of those other things we lack. But, we do make movies. Most recently we've been focusing on alternative forms of storytelling, mainly interactivity and awesometude. It's pretty sweet.
Q: On that note, what projects have you completed that I could view so as to make a judgement on your 'company's awesometude by observation of legitimate evidence... desu...?
A:Oh.. um, well. There's.. POTOR? Nah. logu15? Not really, no. Just the prologue.... There's Allons-y, of course, which will never cease to be hilarious... and there's the egregiously campy, low quality, storyless heap that is the wonder of Hairy Pirates (new site forthcoming).
Q: Why, you make it sound as though you dislike the Hairy Pirates series? Is this the case?
A: 'Course not. I just aim to disassociate myself from it completely. Which is an act entirely out of love. Now get off my website, you fiend.
Q: By browsing this website, I get the impression that your company is freaking awesome. How can you, in good conscience, mislead innocent readers such as me.... I'm a puppy!
A: Whoa, man, what?!! STP is freaking awesome. We're so awesome that even a literate puppy has heard of us.
Q: What are acceptable abbreviations to use when speaking of the wondrously majestic St. Timmy Productions?
A: Good question. STP is always nice and brief and to the point. Also, I toyed around with STPro for awhile as an alternative to that, due to the motor oil company STP and my dislike of lawsuits. So the safest abbreviation, I'd say is a simple St. Timmy Pro. Like the website's url. None of those silly hard 'd's, you see.
Q: What does 'Promoting Professional Epicity' mean?
A: Epicity, the noun form of the word epic. Syn.: Epicness, Awesometude, Badassilization, Velocirapture... It means we think everything's better when it's epic, and if you can be epic in a professional manner, for god's sake do it, man. A good example is BandCamp.
Q: WHY ARE THERE NO COLORS?! Fer realzies.
A: I appreciate the interrobang. This version of the site stemmed from the fact that Ben, at the time, was slightly obsessed with highly contrasted monochromaticisms. Unfortunately, this is not really additive to a good website design. The next redesign will hopefully make this better. So sorry.
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